That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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