I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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