Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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