So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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