party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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