I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
