there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
we're making bets on your personal life
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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