I want to make a zoo with you.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Randomize
