(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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