I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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