how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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