filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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