Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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