Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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