The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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