Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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