The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
She's JV to your varsity
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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