So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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