i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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