So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
as a side note pls kill me
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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