i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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