Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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