eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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