That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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