Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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