dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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