I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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