he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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