If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Randomize