The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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