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(970): View more from Colorado

3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted

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how much adderall did you take today?

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(541): View more from Oregon

Sounds like sex on a twister board.

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An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed

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(516): View more from New York

if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"

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