i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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