Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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