Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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