Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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