So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
You need a sexual gate keeper
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize
