a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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