She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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