i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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