this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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