i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I take back everything I said about communal showers
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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