well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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