last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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