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We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.

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(503): View more from Oregon

you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub

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(914): View more from New York

after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

we've started having sober sex

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you really do like him

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(708): View more from Illinois

Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?

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(248): View more from Michigan

Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.

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(585): View more from New York

Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover

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