im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
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