He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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