i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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