she looked like the before picture.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
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