I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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