"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
He kissed a someone with a penis
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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