And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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