After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Randomize
