So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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